What would happen if Hannibal was trying to eat Sherlock for being rude and Dexter was trying to kill Hannibal for eating people and Sherlock was investigating Dexter?
Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
When I was a dumbass 8 year old boy I really wanted this for my birthday but then I saw the ad for it which featured a couple of little girls playing with their hamtaro dollhouse and I cried for like, 20 minutes because I was so offended
Well the good news is I got over it and got the dang thing anyway and I had a great time playing with it and now it’s on my blog too. Thanks for listening
[sleeps for 70 years to avoid adulthood and become captain america]
my intro to information sciences prof showed us this video Friday morning and I’m still laughing three days later
i want to go study in a library now
This is… this is beautiful. *cries*
i’m gonna cry at how wonderful that was
This is the greatest thing I have ever laid eyes on
A take on Roald Dahl’s “Matilda” I did earlier this year!
This is so cute.
honor students cheat more than anybody
if i misgender u please just spray me with a spray bottle like a cat
I feel like being a girl comes with a lot of terms and conditions that i didn’t sign up for.
hey fellow ppl who menstruate!
my gynecologist told me today that she doesn’t reccomend Always brand menstrual products, especially to people with sensitive skin, because they’ve been known to irritate the vulva. She said even if you don’t notice an irritation, it can still affect yr vaginal health/make you more prone to yeast infections etc.
please spread this so we can avoid hecking up our vulvas!